Incident → Postmortem Pipeline
Sentry alert → Slack thread → Notion postmortem → Linear actions. All automatic.
Every eng team needs this and almost nobody builds it. We wire up the full chain: alert ingestion, on-call paging, Slack thread + war-room timer, postmortem template auto-populated with the timeline, and follow-up actions filed in Linear. Two weeks.
Concrete artifacts you keep.
Every line below ships during the engagement. No “TBDs”, no slide-deck hand-waving — working code, written docs, and dashboards your team owns.
The outcome, not just the output.
- Alerts route correctly the first time
- Slack war-room auto-spun-up with the right people
- Postmortem doc pre-filled with timeline + suspects
- Action items land in Linear, not in someone's notes
- You start owning incidents like a real eng org
How the engagement runs.
Ingestion + war room
Wire alerts → routing → war-room creation. Test against past incidents.
Postmortem + actions
Template, auto-population, Linear sync, leadership digest. Train the on-call rotation.
See the artifact, not the marketing.
Real shape, redacted content. Pick a tab to preview what ships.
Twelve-page audit excerpt: scope, methodology, findings ranked by impact, and a prioritized fix list. Redacted.
Sample provided after intro call · ask sage@sageideas.dev
Money-back if you're not happy in week 1
Reset the engagement before momentum builds. No invoices to dispute, no awkward email.
Async-first, weekly demos, no surprises
You see exactly what shipped each week. No status meetings to attend, no reports to chase.
Code is yours from day 1 — no lock-in
Your repo, your infra, your accounts. We work in your stack. You can take the work in-house at any time.
“Cut our flake rate from 12% to 0.4% in three weeks. The eval suite caught two regressions on day one of running in CI.”
Common questions
- We use OpsGenie / PagerDuty / Better Stack — does this work?
- All three plus a few more. We'll integrate with whichever you have.
- How blameless is the postmortem template?
- The default template is blameless and weighted toward systemic fixes. We can tune the language to your team's culture.
Ready to scope Incident Pipeline?
A 30-minute call to confirm fit, scope, and timeline. No pressure, no slides.
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